i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

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Happy National Poetry Month from this first grader:
We did the soft wind.We danst slowly. We swrld aroned.We danst soft.We lisin to the mozik.We danst to the mozik.We made personal space.


Happy National Poetry Month from this first grader:

We did the soft wind.
We danst slowly. We swrld aroned.
We danst soft.
We lisin to the mozik.
We danst to the mozik.
We made personal space.


(via chapmen)


my favourite thing about arrested development is that they literally had a character’s left hand bitten off by a seal for the sake of wordplay

(via eloisas)




so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.


get out

(via tismydistinction)




If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.


However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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in fifth grade i drew anime george washington



in fifth grade i drew anime george washington


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What I love about social justice white people



is every time my friend gets stop to be told off by some white person, very rudely, how his tattoo of a dreamcatcher is racist and insensitive to the Native American people and should removed/apologize/be ashamed.

He is Native American and they confuse him for Mexican every time, and he just states “But I got this at the reservation I lived in for 15 YEARS.” and proceeds to falsely place a curse of his ancestors on them.


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Anonymous Asked:
tell me about your first time


it was during my junior year in high school. her name was Sarah and i had a major crush on her pretty much from the moment i saw her. towards the middle of the year i finally worked up the courage to ask her out and she said yes. we went to watch a movie and things went great so i invited her over to my apartment to have dinner about a week later. my parents were out of town and i had the place all to myself for the weekend. obviously i wanted to impress so i did all the stereotypical dinner date things: nice music, candles, dim lights etc. she came over, we had dinner and we were just relaxing on the couch. things started to get really touchy so we decided to move to the bedroom and as i was leading her there my arm slightly brushed against one of the candles i had set out and i exploded. took out the entire 3rd and 4th floor of the building and unfortunately that was pretty much the end of Sarah. that was the first time i found out i was a living bomb

Book Moments that Really Should’ve Been in the Movies: Hermione and Harry talk about why Ron’s upset at Harry after his name came out of the Goblet of Fire.

(Source: rveille, via hermionesharrypotteressays)